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Situational Awareness.....How would you handle this?
      #49285 - 07/26/06 11:04 AM

SCENARIO:
You are driving at constant speed.
On the left is a valley.
To your right is a fire engine travelling the same speed.
In front of you there is a galloping pig the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicoper are travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Get off the "Children's Merry-Go-Round", You're hammered!!


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Re: Situational Awareness.....How would you handle this? [Re: MB2]
      #49346 - 07/26/06 03:14 PM

Sounds like the last NASCAR race to me.

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Re: Situational Awareness.....How would you handle this? [Re: Mel]
      #49351 - 07/26/06 03:32 PM

Hey Mel! Did foots get his lightbulb turned back on so you could pick up some original one-liners!

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Re: Situational Awareness.....How would you handle this? [Re: MB2]
      #49361 - 07/26/06 03:46 PM

Bwaaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!

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Re: Situational Awareness.....How would you handle this? [Re: Mel]
      #49368 - 07/26/06 03:57 PM

Quote:

Mel said:
Bwaaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!




post padder!


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Re: Situational Awareness.....How would you handle this? [Re: Krazy]
      #49382 - 07/26/06 04:37 PM

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Krazy said:
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Mel said:
Bwaaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!




post padder!




Uh Oh!! Now you gots to moderate yourself for using the terrible two words.

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