Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It's neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Damn, Mel.
I give you a thread for this stuff and instead you post it here. 
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Mel
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Variety is the spice of life. 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Maybe you should use your left hand.... 
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Mel
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Can't, I ain't ambidextrious. Got any professional left-handed pointers?
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