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Pages: 1 Wally_Swoboda member Reged: 12/19/05 Posts: 69 Loc: out back Fitting end       #53212 - 08/17/06 07:55 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Joe passed away. His Will provided $ 30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close... "How much did this really cost?" "All of it," said Helen... "Thirty thousand." "No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?" "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone." Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?" Helen smiled..."Two and a half carats." Post Extras:       SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: Fitting end [Re: Wally_Swoboda]       #53333 - 08/18/06 11:52 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Bitches -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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