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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Don't mess with kids....       #53720 - 08/21/06 04:36 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       BruceCarp member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 802 Loc: central MO Re: Don't mess with kids.... [Re: Mel]       #53745 - 08/21/06 06:33 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   good one!! -------------------- crappie fisherman & waterfowl hunter retired Army But wait a minute I think I have another bite!!!! Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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