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Three Hillbillies are shootin' the breeze;

BillieJoe: "My wife sure is so stupid! She bought an air conditioner"!

Billie Bob: "Why is that stupid?"

BillieJack: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

Billie Bob: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

BillieJoe: "why is that so stupid?"

BillieBob: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

BillieJack: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wives put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

Billie Joe & Billie Jack: "well what's so dumb about that?"

Billie Jack: "She ain't got no pecker."