fish
senior member - literally
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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The Air Force cargo aircraft pushed back from the gate, the load mistress gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your Aircraft Commander, Major Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your Destination."
Sgt. Looper, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the Major a Woman?" When the cargo crew came by, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the Major a woman?"
"Yes," said the crew member, "In fact, this entire crew is female." "My God," said Sgt. Looper, "I'd better have a tranqulizer. I don't know what to think of all Those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing Sarge," she said, "We no longer call it the cock pit."
"It's the Box Office"
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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And, a lovely box office it is. 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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First gash to the crash? 
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Ozark
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4012
Loc: out in the woods
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Crack troops.
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