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Aussie Joke
      #7289 - 12/28/05 09:23 AM

From Halfie:
Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia:

Matey walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and
says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a
headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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Re: Aussie Joke [Re: IIFID]
      #7425 - 12/28/05 01:27 PM

excellent! backwoods and red have been there done that!

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