This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
Disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers,
who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper
headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
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A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.
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