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Why men aren't published in Dear Abbey
      #79868 - 01/18/07 08:38 PM

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks, Bob



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Re: Why men aren't published in Dear Abbey [Re: Mel]
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Re: Why men aren't published in Dear Abbey [Re: Mel]
      #80081 - 01/20/07 08:31 AM

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Mel said:
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.





That ain't funny Mel

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Re: Why men aren't published in Dear Abbey [Re: DMac]
      #80161 - 01/20/07 04:19 PM

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Mel said:
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.





That ain't funny Mel




I thought only PitPaul had problems with oil supplies. I guess now that you have shattered that illusion.

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