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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #85979 - 02/23/07 11:53 PM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #86358 - 02/27/07 11:18 PM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #86647 - 03/01/07 06:59 PM

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: Mel]
      #86750 - 03/02/07 03:02 PM

No pics,just signs..................


On a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee!
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push"

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."

On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"We're Number One in Number Two."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: Mel]
      #86753 - 03/02/07 03:08 PM

Isn't that how this thread started?

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #86813 - 03/02/07 11:56 PM

You are almost correctomondo. I think a couple are different, but I ain't going to read too close. Hmmmmmm............this might be the alpha and the omega of this thread.

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: Mel]
      #87160 - 03/05/07 10:04 PM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #87182 - 03/06/07 04:02 AM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #87458 - 03/07/07 11:47 PM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #87463 - 03/08/07 04:05 AM

I'm not sure if this one made it into this thread yet;



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #87780 - 03/10/07 04:12 AM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #87914 - 03/11/07 11:48 PM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #88082 - 03/13/07 08:01 AM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #89100 - 03/20/07 11:16 AM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #89101 - 03/20/07 11:17 AM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #89279 - 03/20/07 08:41 PM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #89918 - 03/24/07 08:03 AM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #90509 - 03/28/07 12:45 PM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #90510 - 03/28/07 12:49 PM

Mouse pad for men with carpell tunnel syndrom.



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #90716 - 03/29/07 11:55 AM



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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: SwampFox]
      #90745 - 03/29/07 02:10 PM

Quote:

SwampFox said:





And, the amount was? I give up.

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: Mel]
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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: 67Firebird]
      #90877 - 03/30/07 10:25 AM

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Winner of the best use for a Post-it conpetition...






Jade? I don't get it.




It has nothing to do with "her" remembering her name from being blonde. It is for him to remember her name. There have been numerous times when I woke up in a strange house or apartment to roll over and have no idea of the name of the girl next to me. I always looked for mail or the label on a magazine subscription. Once howerver there was room mate unbeknownst to me....ooops, my bad.

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Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.. [Re: Mel]
      #90888 - 03/30/07 12:40 PM

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SwampFox said:





And, the amount was? I give up.





Do I look like a math whiz?

Most days I need help to tie my shoes.

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