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Oil Shortage
      #94729 - 04/27/07 02:03 PM

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.




Our OIL is located in

Alaska

California

Coastal Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Kansas

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania

and

Texas





Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC

Any Questions??

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