Cafeoutdoors.com: Golf is Hard

A foursome of guys is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee on the same hole. The ladies are socializing, taking their time, and enjoying themselves much to the guys frustration. Finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball.

She hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, swings mightily, whiffs it, and then hacks it maybe another 10 feet, then hacks it another 5 feet. She is very embarrassed by this. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "Well I guess all those f-----g lessons I took this winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately replies, "Well, there you have it lady. You should have taken golf lessons instead."

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