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An Ozark Poem
      #95716 - 05/06/07 03:32 PM

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL
MO' I KNOW IS YO'HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID,
CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.


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Re: An Ozark Poem [Re: Ozark]
      #95721 - 05/06/07 05:05 PM

Gots to be an Arkie Ozark joke. Bwaahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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Re: An Ozark Poem [Re: Mel]
      #95827 - 05/07/07 01:30 PM

Or Alabama, Mississippi, West Virginia.....

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