SwampFox
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Winner of the best use for a Post-it conpetition...
Jade? I don't get it.  
It has nothing to do with "her" remembering her name from being blonde. It is for him to remember her name. There have been numerous times when I woke up in a strange house or apartment to roll over and have no idea of the name of the girl next to me. I always looked for mail or the label on a magazine subscription. Once howerver there was room mate unbeknownst to me....ooops, my bad.
If you have time to read her mail and bang her roomie there is plenty of time fo a clean getaway. 
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SwampFox
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Miss Bud,
That's a beautiful sight. Probably be the muzzys that get it done.
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MB2
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Would be better if they would take out Quebec City. 
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SwampFox
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MB2
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Not EVEN close!
Tonite WE decided to take the 52 acres, cut it in half, sell the mausoleum, and build a livable smaller house on the land with the barn attached. 
Life gets better, even when you keep running against the wind!
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DMac
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Don't piss off a guy who owns a backhoe..... 
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MB2
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Or a chick with a powertool!
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SwampFox
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MB2
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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MB2
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Bubba
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Got what?
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God Bless our Troops!
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SwampFox
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Doubl e Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...I just lost it."
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STTH
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Some one finally caught on.......
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SwampFox
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STTH,
Great beer dispenser ya got there.
I ain't askin where the opener is. 
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STTH
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Swampfox, I've never asked but she said it was covered in red. I'm starting to wonder now, I knew she was good but.
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SwampFox
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Just parkin' this where I can find it...
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Mel
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Save that one for Tigerstripe.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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One for the women.
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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STTH
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