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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche       07/09/07 05:44 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   An Ode to Glasgow Airport Disaster T'was doon by the inch o' Abbots Oor Johnny walked one day When he saw a sicht that troubled him Far more that he could say A fanatic muslim bastard Wiz doin what he'd planned And intae Glesca's departure hall A Cherokee he'd rammed. A big Glaswegian polis Came forward tae assist He thocht "a wumman driver" Or at least someone half-pissed But to his shock nae drunken Jock Emerged to grasp his hand But a flamin Arab loony Frae yon Al Qaeda's band. The mad Islamist nut-case Had set hissel' on fire And swung oot at the polis GBH his clear desire Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried And sallied intae the fray A left hook and a gid heid butt Required tae save the day. Now listen up Bin Laden Yir sort's nae wanted here For imported English radicals Us Scoatsman huv nae fear Oor hame grown Glesca Asians Will have nae bluidy truck So tak yer worldwide jihad And get yersel tae ****. Anon -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

Entire topic Subject Posted by Posted on Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox 02/28/06 11:54 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/26/07 11:56 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   09/01/07 06:07 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   10/06/07 06:54 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche MB2   10/08/07 08:09 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche Ozark   10/22/07 11:34 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   10/23/07 12:23 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   10/25/07 12:03 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   01/20/08 10:45 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   02/14/08 01:55 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   02/28/08 03:34 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   05/02/08 12:27 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/04/08 05:52 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche Ozark   07/04/08 06:51 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/04/08 09:29 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche Ozark   07/05/08 04:00 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/06/08 01:00 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche Ozark   07/06/08 10:11 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/25/08 11:01 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   08/18/08 04:00 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   09/17/08 06:25 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   09/19/08 06:33 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   12/20/08 12:47 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   01/27/09 01:07 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   01/28/09 04:53 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche Bubba   01/28/09 07:42 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   01/29/09 03:38 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   03/01/09 05:21 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   03/08/09 04:34 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   04/29/09 03:53 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   08/22/09 01:11 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   10/04/09 02:57 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   10/04/09 03:01 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   12/24/09 06:09 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   12/31/09 11:19 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   03/20/10 02:14 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche Ozark   03/20/10 03:41 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   03/21/10 01:18 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   03/03/11 12:31 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   05/05/11 07:28 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/28/12 10:11 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   10/08/07 02:12 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   10/20/07 06:38 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   10/22/07 01:19 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche Bubba   10/08/07 12:05 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/09/07 05:44 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/05/06 02:56 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche atelayar   07/08/06 05:36 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   08/06/06 06:18 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche IIFID   08/06/06 07:40 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   08/07/06 02:41 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   11/05/06 07:20 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   11/05/06 07:37 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   11/08/06 05:15 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche Mel   11/08/06 06:59 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   11/20/06 12:34 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   05/01/07 11:13 AM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   06/25/07 12:05 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   06/30/07 10:35 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/17/07 04:30 PM Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche SwampFox   07/06/07 04:35 AM

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