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Re: Just might get Bubba aroused..
      07/30/07 10:54 AM

I heard that in his younger days...

Bubba was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", Bubba replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup", replied Bubba.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch", Bubba replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You aZZholee! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

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* Just might get Bubba aroused.. IIFID 07/26/07 05:31 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/26/07 10:58 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Mel   07/27/07 03:38 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/29/07 05:01 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. SwampFoxModerator   07/29/07 06:32 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/29/07 08:47 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Mel   07/29/07 09:25 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/29/07 10:11 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. SwampFoxModerator   07/30/07 10:54 AM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/30/07 11:04 PM

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