Miscellaneous Stuff >> Swampfox's Joke Section Previous   Index   Next   Flat

Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Cannibal Lunch       08/02/07 02:11 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... 1 - Broiled Missionary: $10.00 2 - Fried Explorer: $15.00 3 - Grilled Peace Corp worker: $20.00 4 - Baked Politician: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of it, it takes all morning." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

Entire topic Subject Posted by Posted on Cannibal Lunch Mel 08/02/07 02:11 PM Re: Cannibal Lunch DMac   08/05/07 11:07 PM Re: Cannibal Lunch foots   08/06/07 10:52 AM

UBB.threads™ 6.5