Two Priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He turns to the other Priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to 2 butts a day."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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