Cafeoutdoors.com: Monkey joke

A bus is traveling from Edmonton to Calgary, Alberta.

In Red Deer Alberta there is a horrific crash & everyone on the bus dies.

The only survivor is a monkey. The cops are wondering what went so terribly wrong, and are standing looking at the wreck when a man comes along and says "Hey! That's my brother's monkey. He would have been on the bus. He's a smart monkey, ask him!"

So the cop says, "Monkey, what happened?"

The monkey goes "OHOHOHOHHAHAHAHA" and gestures as if he's drinking out of a bottle. The cop says, "They were drinking?" and the monkey nods his head. The cop asks "What else monkey?"

The monkey goes "OHOHOHOHOHHAHAHAHA" and gestures as if he's toking.The cop says, "They were doing drugs on the bus?" and the monkey nods his head. The cop asks, "What else monkey?"

The monkey goes 'OHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHA" makes a circle with his thumb and finger, and points a finger from his other hand, in & out of the circle. The cop says, "OMG! They were having sex on the bus too monkey?" and the monkey nods his head continuously. The cop asks, "Well, monkey, what were you doing on the bus?"

The monkey goes "OHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA" and gestures as if he's steering the bus with his neck turned, so he could see in the back of the bus!

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