Cafeoutdoors.com: All The Little Nasties.....

Two cowboys were leanin' up against the rail at their favorite bar.... They're tired and worn out from along day. Havin a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talking, watchin' the women go by...

This really beautiful brunette walks by, and the two cowboys look at her, tip their hats back a little, look at each other, smile, and one of them says, "I'll give her a 3."

The other cowboy nods slowly, and says, "Yep. She's a 3 for sure."

Little while later another woman, this time a fantastic lookin redhead, comes walkin by in front of them...

First cowboy looks her up and down, smiles, takes a sip from his beer, and says to the second cowboy, "Well, I thinkthat one must be a 4." The second cowboy agrees and says, "Yep... she sure is a 4."

Time passes on, and the cowboys are still sippin' theirbeers, just watchin' folks pass. And across the room comes this absolutely gorgeous, drop-dead beautiful blonde.... As she comes near them, they both kind a straighten up, and tip their hats back a little for a better look. First cowboy smiles real wide, looks at his pal and says, "Damnnn! That one has GOT to be a 6."

The second cowboy nods slowly, grins, and says, "Yep. DEFINITELY a 6."

Well, the woman hears them.. and she is NOT amused...

She turns around real sharply and comes right up to thetwo grinning cowboys... She looks the first one in the eye and says, "Excuse me. But are you two actually standing there rating women?!?"

The cowboys look kind a embarrassed. .. lookin' down at their boots, and they both nod. One of them says, "Well, yes ma'am, we are, but you don't understand...."

She is REALLY mad now... and looks at the cowboy and says, "Well, I'll have you know I've been rated far higher than that by far better than YOU."

And the second cowboy says, "But, ma'am, you really don't understand!"

And she says, "Well. What is it I don't understand. Here you are, rating women. I understand THAT!."

And the first cowboy says, "But ma'am, we use a different kind a rating system....."

The blonde, says, "Oh. And what would THAT be? No one has EVER rated me a SIX before!"

And the second cowboy says, "Well, we use the Budweiser method, ma'am."

So she asks, "What the hell is the Budweiser method?"

And the first cowboy smiles, looks at her and says, reeeeal slowly, "Well ma'am, that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull you off my face."

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