A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment.
As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven.
Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning fire.
But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would
toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him.
So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. 'Excuse me,
Prince of Darkness,' he said. 'I'm waiting in line for Judgment, but I
couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those people aside
instead of flinging them into the Fires of h*!! with the others?'
'Oh those . .' Satan groaned. 'They're all from Missouri.
They're still too wet to burn.'
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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