Affectionate = Horny. Aging Child = Self centered adult. Ample = Large. Assertive = Pushy with a mean streak. Attractive = Average and conceited Average = Below Average Chatty = Never shuts up. Cute = Ugly Dynamic = Pushy Excited About Life's Journey = No concept of reality. Sassy = Large and loudmouthed. (I am) financially secure = I have a job. (You are) financially secure = You are rich. Freedom loving = Undependable. Free Spirited = Crazy and irresponsible. High Spirited = Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things. Huggable = Large and flabby. Independent Thinker = Crazy. Irreverent = Mean and lacking basic social skills. Looking for 'Mr/Miss Right' = Looking for Mr/Miss Rich. Moody = Manic-depressive. Non Drinker = I just finished the 12 step program. Passionate = REALLY horny. (I am) Petite = I am short. (You are) Petite = You are Size 2. Poetic = Manic-depressive and boring. Relaxed = Lazy Romantic = Horny. Self Employed = Unemployed. Slender = Skinny. Social Drinker = Alcoholic. Svelte = Anorexic. Uninhibited = Lacking basic social skills. Unpredictable = Psychopathic and off medication. Very Human = Looks like Quasimodo. Young at Heart = Over 40. Youthful = Over 50 and in major denial
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