Murphy's Laws On Love:
All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason for it (refer #1)
The nicer someone is, the further away he/she is from you.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love him or her.
Friends come and go, but ex?s accumulate.
Money can't buy love, but it sure puts you in a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free, and it shows.
Every kind action has a not so kind reaction or hidden agenda.
Nice girls/guys really do finish last.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
When the lights are out, every body is beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight it out.
It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.
If you're having difficulties choosing between two potential partners, you'll always pick the wrong one.
If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
Romance is when common sense flies out of the window.
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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