A Georgia farmer arrives in Hell. The Devil assigns him to a part of Hell where the temperature is nearly 100 degrees and a humidity of about 85%.
The Devil drops around the next morning to see how the newcomer is (not) getting along. To his surprise, the Georgia farmer assures him:" This is nothing compared to hoeing a row in July in Georgia."
The Devil orders the temperature to be turned up to 110 degrees and humidity to 95%.
He visits the Georgia farmer next morning. He is really ticked off by the fact that the farmer is his usual smiling self. The farmer says: " Cleaning out a silo in August is worse than this".
The Devil decides to go the other way. He orders the temperature turned down to 10 degrees below zero and a wind to blow at 40MPH producing a wind chill factor of about 40 below zero.
Next morning the Devil pays his usual visit. He is astonished to see the Georgia farmer even more upbeat than usual. The guy is smiling and bubbling over and acting like he won the lottery.
The Devil says: " Doesn't the cold bother you?"
The Georgia farmer says: " It's a cold day in Hell. The Atlanta Falcons must have won the Super Bowl!".
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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