A lady walks into a pet shop one day looking for a parrot. She sees a species that is noted for its intelligence and how well it can talk. To her surprise the shop owner says she can have him for $25, a ridiculously low price. The shop owner explains that this parrot has spent years in a whore house and has picked up a lot of language along the way so he wants to get rid of him. The lady is adventurous and decides to take a chance.
She brings the parrot home and takes the veil off the cage. The parrot looks around and says: " New home, new madam".
At first the lady is bothered but she does have a sense of humor so she shrugs off the parrot's comment.
The two teenage daughters of the house arrive home and are shown the parrot. The parrot stares and squawks: " New home, new madam, new whores".
Mother and daughters laugh it off.
The man of the house arrives home and his wife tells him about her new pet in the house. As she leads him into the living room to show him the parrot, the parrot squawks in a bored voice:" New home, new madam, new whores - OH, HI, KEITH!"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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