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A well planned life
      01/23/06 09:31 PM

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high
school.

One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, Did you manage to live a well planned life? "

" Why yes I did," said her friend.

"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"

"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."


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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”





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