The old boy was driving in toward town when he ran over a lawyer.
He stops, gets a shovel out of the old truck and buries him beside the road.
When he get to town he drops by the sheriffs office and tells him what happened.
The sheriff asks, "Well, are ya sure he's dead?"
The old boy replys, "He claimed he warn't, but you know how them thare lawyers lie."
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