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New definition of UGLY
      01/24/06 02:30 PM


An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "Why no, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

HARSH!



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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”





Edited by IIFID (01/24/06 02:31 PM)

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