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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche       03/01/09 05:21 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   As Posted By Mel... Owed to the Spelling Checker by Jerrold H. Zar I have a spelling checker. It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea. Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew. A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime. Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed to bee a joule The checker poured o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. Be fore a veiling checkers Hour spelling mite decline, And if were lacks or have a laps, We wood be maid to wine. Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, Their are know faults with in my cite, Of none eye am a wear. Now spelling does knot phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped words fare as hear. To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud. And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud. Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft ware for pea seas, And why I brake in two averse By righting wants too pleas. -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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