normally when someone threatens any legal action as you have described they soon find themselves in the spirit world, however since you are here specifically to call out H2ODog and he seems to be having a good time seeing you dance to his tune.....son, it is kind of embarrassing to see how easily you are manipulated but you can stay until you get boring
at that point, you will be given an express ticket to the spirit world and you can then resume texting all the other geeks that are waiting for their balls to drop in hopes of having a date sometime before they turn 30 and regale them with what a tough hombre you really are
please continue and don't worry about us reporting your IP 67.142.130.38 to abuse @ hughes network just yet...
I'm sure your Dad will explain to them that this is some kind of misunderstanding.