Cafeoutdoors.com: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone

I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.
Isn't it just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, an Englishman a Limey or a Frenchman a Crunt?

Went to my first Muslim birthday party last week.
The "musical chairs" was a bit slow but the "pass the parcel" was quick!!!

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Lady in labour, shouting the usual chit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!"
She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you forker!"
He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fork off it'll be too painful.'"

I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up, Abdul? Won't it start?"

My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I did her in the ass, pulled out, flipped her over, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.

A man walks into a gas station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat biatch."

Chinese guy walks into a bar. The bartender is black.
Chinese guys says, "Gimmie a jigger, ****!"
The black guy is shocked, but gives him a shot.
The Chinese guy repeats the same thing.
The black guy gets pissed but still gives him another shot.
The Chinese guy says it again and the black guy is royally pissed now.
He yells, "You get back here! I'm going to do the same thing to you and you can see how it feels."
The black guy storms out and the Chinese guy gets behind the bar.
The black guy walks in and yells, "Gimmie a drink, chink!"
The Chinese guys says, "Sorry. We don't serve niggroids here!"

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Hey, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now fork off you crunt!"

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