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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: for DMAC , Foots and other FORMER types       05/24/09 03:58 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting." "Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck." The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting." The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the weekend off." When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed. "Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting." "What in heaven is she expecting?" cried the Officer. "Me," said the soldier simply. -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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