So you're a senior citizen and the Government says no health care for you! What do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a Gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth no problem. Need glasses great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same Government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay any income tax's any more!
What a country!
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