So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest feeling very fed up because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he was brown like other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway...this yellow toad bumps into a Fairy Godmother. He begs her: "Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and such." The Fairy Godmother whips out her magic wand and says "Abracapokus! You're brown!" The toad looks down and sees that he's brown except for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the Fairy Godmother: "Wait a minute! My willy's still yellow!" To this the Fairy Godmother replies: "I don't do willys. You will have to see the The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way. There is also a purple lion wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same Fairy Godmother. He implores her: "Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other lions. None of the lady lions want to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot me from a mile off." She, being a nice Fairy Godmother, takes out her magic wand and says: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!" The lion looks down and sees the he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries, they remain purple. He says: "My willy is still purple!" She says: "I don't do willys, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." To this the lion replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy .....just follow the yellow prick toad!"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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