An attractive blonde (is there any other kind?) takes a vacation cruise aboard a passenger feighter. There isn't all that much to do aboard ship so she walks a lot.
Every time she passes the Captain's cabin, a parrot peers out at her and squawks: " How's yer ass? How's yer ass?"
This is annoying to the blonde, particularly when it goes on day after day.
One day the ship hits a reef and the blonde and the parrot find themselves sharing a piece of floating wreckage.
The parrot says: " How's yer ass?"
The blonde in disgust, snaps: "Shut up!"
The parrot says: " Me too - Must be the salt water"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."