My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house."
Well . . . she didn't put it exactly that way. Actually, what she said was, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."