I am bewildered! While hiking down along the Don River this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the river. He was struggling to stay afloat due to the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Jamaican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Canadian citizen and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the Guelph police, and the RCMP. It is now 8 pm,both men have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps!
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