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For Bubba IIFID and other little ball whackers
      07/31/12 09:57 AM

The woods are full of long drivers.
- Harvey Penick

Always remember that however good you may be, the game is your master.
- J.H. Taylor

You don't hit anything on the backswing, so why rush it?
- Doug Ford

Every golfer scores better when he learns his capabilities.
- Tommy Armour

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
- Bruce Lansky

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
- Lee Trevino

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
- Tony Lema

Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
- Arnold Palmer

Too much ambition is a bad thing to have in a bunker.
- Bobby Jones

The older you get the stronger the wind gets... and it's always in your face.
- Jack Nicklaus

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.
- Ben Hogan

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
- Dave Marr

My clubs are well used, but unfortunately not used well.
- Jack Burrell

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.
- Jim Murray

Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.
- Cary Middlecoff

Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.
- Walter Hagen

Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.
- Henry Cotton

The game lends itself to fantasies about our abilities.
- Peter Alliss

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
- Henry Beard

If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.
- Fred Beck

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
- Henry Beard

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

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The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein


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