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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7970 Loc: Mid Mo Re: In Honor Of Talk Like A Pirate Day       09/20/12 12:09 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A man walks into a pet store and says, "I'm playing Long John Silver in the play Treasure Island, and I'm looking for a parrot. Can you sell me one?" The pet store owner says, "You don't want a real parrot, it'll squawk all the time and poop on your shoulder, and what if it falls off during the play?" The man says, "Well, I want to be as realistic as possible." The pet store owner says, "I've got a stuffed parrot you can use. Can you pick it up on Thursday?" "Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off." -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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