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Re: Lawyer Jokes
      02/11/06 10:30 PM

An engineer died and went to hell.... when he arrived, he looked round and went straight to work...... within a few days he had the entire place running like clockwork..... there were escalators, lifts, air conditioning and a whole bunch of other luxuries and they all worked perfectly........ God eventually got to hear about this and he called the Devil on the phone and said, "hey, how did you get an engineer down there. All engineers are supposed to come straight to me.- I demand you send him back!'

The Devil laughed, and replied "you've gotta be joking - we've never had it so good and we're keeping him whether you like it or not!"

God was infuriated..... and shouted "listen you bastard, I want my engineer back and if you don't send him up here right now, I'm gonna get me a lawyer and sue you"

The Devil laughed and said "don't be stupid, where are YOU gonna find a lawyer!"

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