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Re: Blonde Jokes? Why Not...
      02/11/06 10:54 PM

BLIND MAN IN A LADIES BAR

A blind man enters a Ladies "ALTERNATIVE Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -
giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1 The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler!
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”





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* Blonde Jokes? Why Not... SwampFoxModerator 12/15/05 04:01 AM
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