A Muslim dies and by some error in handling, ends up in heaven.
He`s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter who says: 'Sorry, but we don`t accept Muslims into Heaven.'
'What?', replies the Muslim, 'and why not?'.
'Well, we just don`t.'
The Muslim complains and carries on until St. Peter gets fed up.
'Well', says St. Peter, 'have you ever done anything good in your life?'
'Ummm..', the Muslim replies, 'Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children`s charity so I gave her ten dollars. Last week I donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him ten dollars also.'
'Alrighty then', says St. Peter, 'wait here and I'll have a quick word with God.'
Five minutes later St. Peter returns to the Muslim.
'Listen, I`ve spoken with God and he agrees with me, here`s your 30 dollars back ...... now fork off!'
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