Now it is your job to try to figure out WTF she is talking about. The best I have come up with is that her dead friend's hearse, being driven by a cross-eyed kid, revved-up its engine on the way to the gravesite and someone was hiding on a poorly lit track along the way. I think that's what happened anyway...
Mebbe I'll ask the wife to translate it.........they all speak the same language don't they?