Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron, standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, dropping the club and putting her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?
"I don't know -- put me down for a five."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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