A man sat in the Dr's office and said, "OK Doc, give it to me straight!" The Dr said "You have rabies and you only have about three weeks to live." The man sat quietly a moment, then asked the nurse for a pen and paper. He started writing and the Dr asked if he was writing out his will. "No", said the man, "I'm making a list of who I'm going to bite!"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."