A salesman was on his way home after a week on the road as usual. He had been feeling a bit guilty, knowing that he had been neglecting his wife. All the way home he tried to think of something nice to do for her, but he had done the flowers, gifts dinners all before. As he turned onto his street late that night, he had a idea. Killed the lights and engine, coasted into the driveway. Took off his shoes and sneaked into the house.
Quietly he made his way to the bedroom, slipped quickly out of his clothes, crawled under the covers from the bottom of the bed, right up between her legs and spent 15 minutes munching away to the sounds of moans, sighs, and gasps!
Done now and proud of himself he went to the bathroom to brush his teeth, only to see his wife in the tub!....... What the hell are you doing here he croaked!...... His wife answered...sshhh! you will wake Gramma, we are in the spare room tonight
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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