A beautiful young jewish woman comes home and tells her mother that she is about to be wed.
Her mother is delighted, but the delight soon turns to anger when her daughter tells her that she is about to marry Prince Abdullah.
However, the daughter informs her mother that Prince Abdullah is rich beyond their wildest dreams, so her mother soon changes her mind and welcomes him into the family.
Six months later they are living a life of luxury, the mother has her own palace and the daughter lives with her husband in the biggest palace in the entire middle east.
So one afternoon the mother and daughter are having a chat over coffee and the daughter says
"Oh mother, I love my Arab husband so much.. He treats me well, he looks after you and we are rich beyond our wildest dreams"
"yeeesss" her mother says smiling wryly.
"But, theres... well......"
"Go on" says her mother.
"Well, all he ever wants to do is fork me in the . He bends me over at least five times a day and just bangs away at my ."
"When we met my hole was the size of a dime, but lately because he's **** my so much it's become the size of a silver dollar !"
Her mother pauses, takes a sip of her coffee and says
"So you're going to complain over ninety cents?!
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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