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Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche
      02/28/06 11:54 AM

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two chunks of bread.




JACK AND JILL Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.







SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

"Pies, you dumb ass!"






HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again.







HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.


Then died of electric shock.








GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came ou! t to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.







There was a little girl who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But wh! en she was bad........


She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.



Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little b*st*rd

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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."


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