CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED FAR RIGHT & LEFT SIDE
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Amnesia --- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And ....
Paranoid --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire
Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
Agoraphobia --- I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Senile Dementia --- Walking In A Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers And Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down The House
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