The hillbilly went into town & walked into the pharmacy. He went up to the counter & said, "Hey thar. I need to get me some of them thar birth control pills fer my girl, Lurlene." The pharmacist said, "Lurlene? How old is she?" The hillbilly said, "She jes turned thirteen last month." The pharmacist looked surprised and asked, "Thirteen? And she's sexually active?" "Naw," said the hillbilly. "Not really. She just kinda lays there like her maw."
-------------------- Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large.
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